I’m freaked out and I don’t even have any actual money. But all this terrifying talk of a coming recession, which some experts think could be the worst economy in 40 years–and remember, we’re talking about an economy that gave us the Ford Pinto–and I’m wondering just how bad it could possibly get.
Well, here’s how bad it could get. According to CNN, we’ll all be eating squirrel brains. And we’ll be glad for the opportunity.