Nothing Like Waking Up to the Sound of Bacon in the Can

Tactical Canned Bacon

[Via ThinkGeek] Finally, bacon with a 10 year shelf life. But if there’s a can opener within reach this stuff isn’t going to last ten days in my cupboards. Billed as just the thing for zombie standoffs, this bacon is brought to you by the good people at CMMG Inc, where you can find all things tactical.

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