Scientists Reveal True Face of Jesus…and He Had a Mullet

At last scientists have discovered the real face of Jesus. Broad features, dark skin and an expression that says “really? This is what you guys have spent the last five years studying?

The clincher is the hair. Leviticus says that ye shall not round the corners of your head. And the Apostle Paul says men shouldn’t have long hair. So scientists split the difference and gave Jesus a mullet.

Remember, these are the same scientists who told us that saturated fat is bad for us and that happiness makes you live longer.

[Via Complex | photo: BBC Photo Archive]