According to Wend Blog a 23 year old Australian was apprehended while trying to smuggle a pair of pigeons into the country in his pants.
This man was clearly an amateur. In 2002 a California man was stopped at customs when a rare bird of paradise flew out of his carry-on luggage. He was also carrying orchids, three other exotic birds, and in his pants a pair of pygmy monkeys.
Or how about this man who tried to smuggle six endangered eggs in his underwear?
Or the woman who taped three live crocodiles to herself?
Finally there is a special kind of soul, a purist, who scoffs at money and engages in this type of endeavor for the sheer thrill. It’s called “ferret legging,” a competition where you see how long you can keep a pair of weasels in your pants.
I’d pay money to see someone do that with a couple of badgers.